Weird Experiences

[Zunesi]

Basically post up all your weird experiences,
Mine is when i was on holiday i was outside at night and felt really weird as though my body and mind were separate, anyway i ran into the middle of a field, started talking to myself, 'something's happened' etc and then laid down on the grass and some other stuff, it went away after a while but it was really weird,

[Aden]

what kinda of "things happened?"

Once my body went pretty darn wierd.. and i thought i was seeing everything in like "music" form..

Imagine those crazy new dancing people with the colours on the ipod adverts (gaaahh...).. my vision went like that.. wierd..

Another time i jumped like double the height of my body.. for no apparent reason.. and was like WTF? and everyone around my was like "Holy ****"..

Theres some other stuff..

I will post when i remember.

[Zunesi]

Weird, i dunno what stuff happened, i thought something really bad had happened like a nuclear strike or one of my family was dead or something coz of the way i felt, so i just keep saying 'something's happened' to myself, whereas in reality i was just going insane

Originally Posted by Aden

Another time i jumped like double the height of my body.. for no apparent reason.. and was like WTF? and everyone around my was like "Holy ****"..

Lmao...that is hilarious.

[vicky]

...uhh..were you guys high?

[Fez]

hmm for me..
well....
picture this if you will...
10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like that. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy f*ckin' sh*t!"

then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f*ckin pants!!"

so light in his way, like an apparition, that he had me crying out...
"f*ck me! It's gotta be the dead head chemistry. the blotter got right on top o' me. Got me seeing E mother f*cking T!


and after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from f*ckin' high school!!

Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means.
It was so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See, my heart is pounding. cuz this sh*t never happens to me.

It was so real. Like I woke up in wonderland. all sorta terrifying.

You believe me don't you? Please believe what I've just said. See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head. see they took me by the hand and invited me right in. then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out of my head am I alive? Am I dead.
Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position...
Such a heavy burden now to be the one..........


You believe me don't you?

I fell asleep once..

but really, drugs ftl guys, lol.

[Zunesi]

Wow powerful story Fez,
Of course i believe you *ringing a mental hospital asking for advice*

That's just a bit too weird for me.