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Talking Helen Keller Jokes - 04-10-2008, 04:12 PM
So yeah... post your helen keller jokes here.
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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?


They dug holes in the yard.

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05-12-2008, 11:14 PM
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?


They re-arranged the furniture.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?


They stuck a plunger in the toilet.


How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other side?

They called back.
  
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05-13-2008, 05:03 AM
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

Because she was a woman!


Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff?

She was wearing mittens!

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