got a funny joke let us know
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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whats the greatest thing about dating a homeless chick
after words you can drop her off anywhere
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what do you call a cow with 2 legs?
lean beef
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Why can't hellen keller drive?
Shes a women....
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Theres 2 guys on a plane, they both have black-eyes. The first guy turns to the second and says " i notice we both have black eyes. do you mind telling me how you got yours?"
the guy says sure "it was a slip of the tongue actually, this chick at the ticket counter had a nice rack. so instead of saying i'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh....i said i'd like a picket to tittsburgh and she punched me in the eye."
the first guy says " oh mine was also a slip of the tongue... this morning i meant to say to my wife can you please pass the bacon but instead i said...
...you ruined my life you stupid b?tch!"
some r lame i know
jokes
i'm no joker, but i'll give ya this:
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